Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon

Ok so once up a time I was banging this dude who I had zero feelings for but really enjoyed the d so we had this awesome **** buddy situation happening and at one point a few months into the arrangement I realized that he never asked me to give him head and when I tried he would tag me out pretty quickly so I was like wtf bro let me give you head and so I asked him about it I was like yo are you not that into to receiving oral or what's the deal because I really like giving head and you never let me and he came at me with this explanation like well the first time you gave me head you said I tasted bad and I was floored because even if I thought so I would never say that unless it was a question of hygienics or some **** but please friends let me explain what happened because I realized the deal was the first time I gave him head it was a few rounds into our marathon and he ****ing loved it obviously because I'm pretty ****ing good if I may say so myself but since we had already banged a few times he had been wearing a condom one of those ****ing fire and ice bull**** things and so his dick seriously tasted like straight chemicals and I guess I traumatized him because I was all AUUUGHHH DUDE YOUR COCK TASTES LIKE POISON.

Originally Posted by Sansa Stark

I'm down with Jesus, in that case.