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Old 07-21-2013, 01:29 AM   #8771 (permalink)
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Old 07-21-2013, 08:47 PM   #8772 (permalink)
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Ok so once up a time I was banging this dude who I had zero feelings for but really enjoyed the d so we had this awesome **** buddy situation happening and at one point a few months into the arrangement I realized that he never asked me to give him head and when I tried he would tag me out pretty quickly so I was like wtf bro let me give you head and so I asked him about it I was like yo are you not that into to receiving oral or what's the deal because I really like giving head and you never let me and he came at me with this explanation like well the first time you gave me head you said I tasted bad and I was floored because even if I thought so I would never say that unless it was a question of hygienics or some **** but please friends let me explain what happened because I realized the deal was the first time I gave him head it was a few rounds into our marathon and he ****ing loved it obviously because I'm pretty ****ing good if I may say so myself but since we had already banged a few times he had been wearing a condom one of those ****ing fire and ice bull**** things and so his dick seriously tasted like straight chemicals and I guess I traumatized him because I was all AUUUGHHH DUDE YOUR COCK TASTES LIKE POISON.
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Old 07-21-2013, 10:24 PM   #8773 (permalink)
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guys help every time i have sex it feels like my cervix is crying because of my overly endowed boyfriend HELPPPP
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Old 07-22-2013, 02:10 AM   #8774 (permalink)
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guys help every time i have sex it feels like my cervix is crying because of my overly endowed boyfriend HELPPPP
It might help to get on top of him. He probably doesn't mind and you'd get some more control of the situation.
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Old 07-22-2013, 03:39 AM   #8775 (permalink)
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guys help every time i have sex it feels like my cervix is crying because of my overly endowed boyfriend HELPPPP
what is this? Abstinence! No sex for jooo

ummm but seriously do like tore says, get used to cowgirl and reverse cowgirl positions.

Also tell that dude to stop jamming it in so far. With great power comes great responsibility. He has to learn how to use his member correctly when it's that big.
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Old 07-22-2013, 03:48 AM   #8776 (permalink)
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guys help every time i have sex it feels like my cervix is crying because of my overly endowed boyfriend HELPPPP
Same but it's not my cervix, it's more the little bit of skin at the bottom of my vagina that always hurts and I was on top. There's no hope for me haha.
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Old 07-22-2013, 07:29 AM   #8777 (permalink)
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just take it up yo' ass, slut.
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Old 07-22-2013, 08:48 AM   #8778 (permalink)
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Old 07-22-2013, 08:53 AM   #8779 (permalink)
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Old 07-22-2013, 10:17 AM   #8780 (permalink)
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