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Old 07-22-2013, 03:39 AM   #8775 (permalink)
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guys help every time i have sex it feels like my cervix is crying because of my overly endowed boyfriend HELPPPP
what is this? Abstinence! No sex for jooo

ummm but seriously do like tore says, get used to cowgirl and reverse cowgirl positions.

Also tell that dude to stop jamming it in so far. With great power comes great responsibility. He has to learn how to use his member correctly when it's that big.
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