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Old 07-30-2013, 11:25 PM   #8885 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by djchameleon View Post
say what!?
why the fuck not?

Anal is so much tighter and more pleasurable why wouldn't they want to do it?

There are a couple of reasons some guys won't. I'm not speaking as one of them mind you.

Some guys are just terrified of the notion of getting a little poo on their unit, and tbh it is a downside to it but if you're a "greek freak" you can't be squeamish about that. And of course there *is* a thing called preparation...

Some guys, and I mean some guys with seriously dreadful insecurity problems, think that it makes 'em either gay or an inch from it, I've had some guys tell me that in their opinion if you go there, you might as well be doing a man. I was incredulous, I tried to explain the absence of a penis, but he wasn't buying it. Oh well dude....

And I s'pose that more than a few did it wrong, and didn't enjoy it. I expect that's true with both sexes
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