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Old 07-30-2013, 07:22 PM   #8881 (permalink)
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hah, my gf is the same way. I don't think there's anything I could do to get in that mystical third hole
See that's the thing because so many girls say no, it makes the temptation of doing it for guys that much more intense. It ends up coming off like it's supposed to be a special experience that they are missing out on.
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Old 07-30-2013, 08:01 PM   #8882 (permalink)
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See that's the thing because so many girls say no, it makes the temptation of doing it for guys that much more intense. It ends up coming off like it's supposed to be a special experience that they are missing out on.
Well they are. The deep spot or the a spot is located in the very back bottom of the vagina. It is built in a similar way to the g spot (soft and spongy) and is primarily reached with anal sex.
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Old 07-30-2013, 08:21 PM   #8883 (permalink)
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See that's the thing because so many girls say no, it makes the temptation of doing it for guys that much more intense. It ends up coming off like it's supposed to be a special experience that they are missing out on.
There are guys who won't do it either.
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Old 07-30-2013, 11:13 PM   #8884 (permalink)
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There are guys who won't do it either.
say what!?
why the fuck not?

Anal is so much tighter and more pleasurable why wouldn't they want to do it?
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Old 07-30-2013, 11:25 PM   #8885 (permalink)
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say what!?
why the fuck not?

Anal is so much tighter and more pleasurable why wouldn't they want to do it?

There are a couple of reasons some guys won't. I'm not speaking as one of them mind you.

Some guys are just terrified of the notion of getting a little poo on their unit, and tbh it is a downside to it but if you're a "greek freak" you can't be squeamish about that. And of course there *is* a thing called preparation...

Some guys, and I mean some guys with seriously dreadful insecurity problems, think that it makes 'em either gay or an inch from it, I've had some guys tell me that in their opinion if you go there, you might as well be doing a man. I was incredulous, I tried to explain the absence of a penis, but he wasn't buying it. Oh well dude....

And I s'pose that more than a few did it wrong, and didn't enjoy it. I expect that's true with both sexes
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Old 07-30-2013, 11:39 PM   #8886 (permalink)
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There are a couple of reasons some guys won't. I'm not speaking as one of them mind you.

Some guys are just terrified of the notion of getting a little poo on their unit, and tbh it is a downside to it but if you're a "greek freak" you can't be squeamish about that. And of course there *is* a thing called preparation...

Some guys, and I mean some guys with seriously dreadful insecurity problems, think that it makes 'em either gay or an inch from it, I've had some guys tell me that in their opinion if you go there, you might as well be doing a man. I was incredulous, I tried to explain the absence of a penis, but he wasn't buying it. Oh well dude....

And I s'pose that more than a few did it wrong, and didn't enjoy it. I expect that's true with both sexes
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Old 07-31-2013, 12:11 AM   #8887 (permalink)
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ive met girls like that. like others said i think girls can be really self conscious about their twat so thats why right off the bat i always try to throw down some compliments like damn girl you tasty like a McRib.

several times ive talked with past girlfriends or flings about anal and the answer is pretty much always no but ive found that in the heat of the moment and especially when alcohol is involved, i think most girls wanna do it at some point. i dont think it feels any better its just the fact that its so dirty that turns me on, as with most sex acts. do other ppl feel the saame??
Oh yeah alcohol really helps. It takes away that awkwardness. Not that sex with me is really ever awkward unless you're taking too long to change positions! I used to be avidly against anal saying that I'd never do that because it should only be used to **** out of. I eventually changed my mind once I talked to my best friend's 30 year old sister who said it wasn't that bad and she liked making her boyfriend happy. So I tried it. It was definitely a weird feeling but it turned me on so much because it's so dirty and exciting.

These days I either put the dick in my hole when I want it or my boyfriend gets drunk and does anal every time he drinks! It's rather funny.

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Hahaha, yeah we have but not lately. Clubbing really isn't our thing. And we always left early too.......

Would you care if someone saw you?
I think I'd probably be embarrassed if someone saw me but I was drunk and it was my idea so it's not the end of the world if someone sees!

But the funniest part of it was I was wearing a pink dressing gown that my boyfriend lifted up and sexed me. It's like totally not sexy having sex with a dressing gown on but oh well!
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say what!?
why the fuck not?

Anal is so much tighter and more pleasurable why wouldn't they want to do it?
My boyfriend won't do it.
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Old 07-31-2013, 05:53 AM   #8889 (permalink)
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My boyfriend won't do it.
You've even offered?

Wow....why the hell would he pass that up?

Get him to log in and explain ASAP
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say what!?
why the fuck not?

Anal is so much tighter and more pleasurable why wouldn't they want to do it?
Because they don't want their anus penetrated by a dick? It's like guys who criticise girls for not swallowing... well would YOU want to swallow a load full of ***?

In all seriousness, I would never do anal, not because I'm a prude but because I don't see how it could be pleasurable for me in any way and I just don't really see the point, not to mention the plethora of parasitic worms and other bugs that live in humans' buttholes.
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