Originally Posted by 216

tore im gonna tell u somethin that could change your life forever man


ok so go to the store and buy some nice cologne. keep it in a hidden place if possible. before sex, put on some of that cologne

then in like a few months, when youre tryin to get freaky put on that cologne. she will associate that smell with sex. she will become a nympho as you gradually make it your every day cologne


you will thank me someday

Originally Posted by grindy

Basically you're David Hasselhoff.