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Old 07-31-2013, 10:34 PM   #8931 (permalink)
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I completely disagree. Sex is a skill just like anything else. Artists dont just learn from nothing they use something for reference...other artists paintings or songs...that is the same as a book or a video.
I agree that you can pick up some tricks along the way but if there isn't an inherent lust to begin with then asking someone to read a book is likely to make them feel inadequate and maybe even more inhibited.
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Old 07-31-2013, 10:51 PM   #8932 (permalink)
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tore im gonna tell u somethin that could change your life forever man


ok so go to the store and buy some nice cologne. keep it in a hidden place if possible. before sex, put on some of that cologne

then in like a few months, when youre tryin to get freaky put on that cologne. she will associate that smell with sex. she will become a nympho as you gradually make it your every day cologne


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Old 07-31-2013, 10:56 PM   #8933 (permalink)
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Oh ferfuckssakes she's not a Pavlovian dog
bro smemm i aint callin her a dog, im givin advice that will probably work. when tore posts here in 8-12 months and his dong is about to fall off from bein sexed too much then i wanna see where you and your smart mouth is at
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bro smemm i aint callin her a dog, im givin advice that will probably work. when tore posts here in 8-12 months and his dong is about to fall off from bein sexed too much then i wanna see where you and your smart mouth is at
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man i own dogs, dogs are cool but if you dont think tore should try what i said you dont want him to get laid more often which imo is very uncool by you
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man i own dogs, dogs are cool but if you dont think tore should try what i said you dont want him to get laid more often which imo is very uncool by you
I read this post out-of-context the first time, and boy howdy does that change its meaning.
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I wish me and my wife were more sexually compatible When we have sex, it is good - sometimes very, but it doesn't happen nearly as much as I'd like and I end up taking care of myself more often than not. Unlike me, she doesn't really fantasize much about sex and when she does, it's mostly about scenarios like two strangers meeting in an elevator. Basically, I think she fantasizes about scenarios that lead to sex more than the sex itself. My advances in the bedroom seldom gets the desired response and getting her to want sex at all is a challenge. She seldom has any ideas or special wishes that would spice things up. Thoughts that she considers naughty, most would probably think of as relatively tame. For some strange reason, I think she feels 'kinky' sex is too taboo or shameful to fantasize about.

I've tried to get her more interested in sex, but my attempts fail. F.ex I proposed to have a day each where one of us takes total control and decides what's gonna happen. I had my go at it and enjoyed it a lot, but then it was her turn. What I really wanted was of course to make her think about sex, want it, take control and spice things up for once. Of course, she forgot about the whole thing and after a while, I stopped with the reminders. It just wasn't gonna happen in a way that wasn't entirely contrived.

The biggest turn on for me is just basically when chicks are really horny. My ex was an animal in bed with a seemingly unsatiable appetite and a delightfully dirty mind. I would never cheat on my wife, but man how I wish she was more like my ex in that respect.

My wife, being less sexually demanding, is generally happy with the sexlife we have and has little real motivation to change things, even if she sympathizes when I bring it up. I feel like the problem just gets bigger and bigger. What can I do?
Have you actually talked to your wife about how you feel? I sound pretty similar to your wife in that I am also quite conservative when it comes to sex... my partner and I had to have a few discussions where he told me what he is unhappy with, and I told him the things he was doing that basically turned me off, and we got to understand each other better... he had no idea that the things he was doing during foreplay and leading up to sex were totally off-putting for me until I told him. Sometimes you just need to talk about it, as embarrassing and awkward it may be to bring up with your wife. Good luck, tore
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