OK, special request for Vanilla, but of course anyone else can listen if you feel like wasting nearly twenty minutes of your time listening to me droning on reading my own work!
Comments welcomed...
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Edit: note --- to anyone listening to this, I apologise for my voice getting lower as it goes on. I'm a soft-spoken person and I tend to do that a lot unless actually reading to a person who's present. Bad habit, but I do it without even noticing. Just heard it now as I rechecked the file for clarity.