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Old 10-17-2013, 03:04 PM   #9377 (permalink)
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The oldest difference I have had was 16 year difference. She was really good looking. She obviously didn't look her age because she was petite and from Peru.
She surprised me with how well she could ride on top of me but I had a hard time getting off and she thought it was because of the age difference. It wasn't....I had masturbated the day before so that was the issue.
Low sex drive much? I can barely keep myself away from myself from day to day. If I don't have my one-a-day I feel all weird. Might even have to go with a second self-pollution today. Some Disney porn on my ****ty Tracfone sounds mighty good right about now.
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