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Old 10-17-2013, 02:03 PM   #9371 (permalink)
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We all missed out on chance to bone with baha men on the radio and thats sorta depressin
Dude...what?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 10-17-2013, 02:05 PM   #9372 (permalink)
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Who let the dogs out man
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Old 10-17-2013, 02:27 PM   #9373 (permalink)
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I know, but what does that have to do with boning?
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Old 10-17-2013, 02:33 PM   #9374 (permalink)
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So that's what you kids are calling anal these days?
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I know, but what does that have to do with boning?
He wants to bone someone while listening to " Who Let the Dogs Out"
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Old 10-17-2013, 02:48 PM   #9375 (permalink)
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Yep. Get with it old timer.
No time like the present. *wink, wink, nudge, nudge*
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Old 10-17-2013, 02:50 PM   #9376 (permalink)
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has anyone made love to someone ages older than yourself?

(I'm talking at least a 20-30+ year age difference)

Were they any good?

Were they at least good-looking?
The oldest difference I have had was 16 year difference. She was really good looking. She obviously didn't look her age because she was petite and from Peru.
She surprised me with how well she could ride on top of me but I had a hard time getting off and she thought it was because of the age difference. It wasn't....I had masturbated the day before so that was the issue.
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Old 10-17-2013, 03:04 PM   #9377 (permalink)
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The oldest difference I have had was 16 year difference. She was really good looking. She obviously didn't look her age because she was petite and from Peru.
She surprised me with how well she could ride on top of me but I had a hard time getting off and she thought it was because of the age difference. It wasn't....I had masturbated the day before so that was the issue.
Low sex drive much? I can barely keep myself away from myself from day to day. If I don't have my one-a-day I feel all weird. Might even have to go with a second self-pollution today. Some Disney porn on my ****ty Tracfone sounds mighty good right about now.
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Old 10-17-2013, 03:08 PM   #9378 (permalink)
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Low sex drive much? I can barely keep myself away from myself from day to day. If I don't have my one-a-day I feel all weird. Might even have to go with a second self-pollution today. Some Disney porn on my ****ty Tracfone sounds mighty good right about now.
No because I have a high sex drive. I need to keep myself away from it if I know I'm going to have sex with a woman. I have stupid soft erection issues and it's hard getting off to the real thing.
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IMO I don't know jack-**** though so don't listen to me.
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Old 10-17-2013, 03:09 PM   #9379 (permalink)
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No because I have a high sex drive. I need to keep myself away from it if I know I'm going to have sex with a woman. I have stupid soft erection issues and it's hard getting off to the real thing.
Ah, you mean the whole hard-hand-grip-soft-vagina-grip-no-mixey-well thing.
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Old 10-17-2013, 03:12 PM   #9380 (permalink)
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Ah, you mean the whole hard-hand-grip-soft-vagina-grip-no-mixey-well thing.
Yeah, that's pretty much it. What a shitty side effect of daily masturbation.
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