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Old 10-17-2013, 03:08 PM   #9378 (permalink)
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Low sex drive much? I can barely keep myself away from myself from day to day. If I don't have my one-a-day I feel all weird. Might even have to go with a second self-pollution today. Some Disney porn on my ****ty Tracfone sounds mighty good right about now.
No because I have a high sex drive. I need to keep myself away from it if I know I'm going to have sex with a woman. I have stupid soft erection issues and it's hard getting off to the real thing.
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