Originally Posted by Mankycaaant

I was 16. This girl was trying to give me a handjob in the woods it was cold.
My first handjob.
My penis was totally dry. It just wasn't working and she wouldn't put my penis in her mouth and I was sorta into hygiene at that naive point in my life and didn't like the whole spitting thing.
She had a 500ml bottle of Cola. In my infinite wisdom, I assumed that would help wet my dick and I could just finish and get it over with.
Nope, it just made my bellend horribly sticky and smelly. Never again. So stupid.