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Old 11-13-2013, 03:49 PM   #9551 (permalink)
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Of STD's. Not condoms. Don't be the Pope.

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Old 11-13-2013, 04:10 PM   #9552 (permalink)
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Of STD's. Not condoms. Don't be the Pope.
lol @ the pope being mentioned in the sex thread.
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Old 11-13-2013, 04:14 PM   #9553 (permalink)
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lol @ the pope being mentioned in the sex thread.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 11-13-2013, 04:19 PM   #9554 (permalink)
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Old 11-13-2013, 06:19 PM   #9555 (permalink)
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I was 16. This girl was trying to give me a handjob in the woods it was cold.
My first handjob.
My penis was totally dry. It just wasn't working and she wouldn't put my penis in her mouth and I was sorta into hygiene at that naive point in my life and didn't like the whole spitting thing.
She had a 500ml bottle of Cola. In my infinite wisdom, I assumed that would help wet my dick and I could just finish and get it over with.
Nope, it just made my bellend horribly sticky and smelly. Never again. So stupid.
Judging by recent events, this wasn't naive of you at all...
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Old 11-13-2013, 06:22 PM   #9556 (permalink)
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A condom. I've only ever heard it used once, but it was hilarious and I think it should be spread.
You guys really need to use condoms. Just until you and your girlfriend/boyfriend gets tested for STI's.
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Old 11-13-2013, 09:03 PM   #9557 (permalink)
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Old 11-14-2013, 01:54 PM   #9558 (permalink)
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Probably some crazy Japanese ****?

Also that reminds me I saw this one Japanese game show where the objective was that a gay dude was supposed to make a straight porn star cum

What the **** Japan
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Old 11-14-2013, 02:05 PM   #9560 (permalink)
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Probably some crazy Japanese ****?

Also that reminds me I saw this one Japanese game show where the objective was that a gay dude was supposed to make a straight porn star cum

What the **** Japan
Wait, and they put this on TV? How was this supposed to work? I have to assume he was to perform actual sex acts upon the man, but how could they do that on TV? I know Japan is Japan but they still have harsh rules about genitalia on camera so they can't be that permissive.
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