Years ago I was camping with 30 or so people on the shores of the Sea of Galilee in Israel. One night we went to a bar and we all got pretty loaded on booze & grass and I hit it off with a Danish girl. Later when we got back to the camping site, the Danish girl and myself snuck off into a field to have sex far away from the others.
Half way through having sex, a farmer (least I think it was a farmer) got on a tractor and started driving it up and down the field we were in. As he got closer and closer I felt more and more hurried, and started ****ing her faster and faster hoping to get the job done. But it wasn't fast enough. Before too long the tractor was coming straight for us so, leaving our clothes behind, we got up and ran, our bare white bottoms glowing in the tractor's headlights to the sounds of an angry farmer shouting obscenities above the sound of the engine. It was bizarre. Who farms at 3 or 4 in the morning?
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