I went to a funeral not long ago (I won't go into specifics) and though I had taken every precaution to be as respectful in front of a bunch of Mormons, respectful and solemn as possible around the corpse during viewing time, and not to cry too much during the service, I made a phone call to my landlord afterwards because I needed her to call maintenance on our clogged toilet.
I made a call about a clogged toilet in the corridor of a Mormon temple (or whatever they call it).
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You and I,
We were born to die.
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