dude humor:
- farts
- women making sandwiches
- open and honest poop discussions
- taking women in the ass
- farts
- women being "unreasonable" (when in reality we just don't tolerate your bullshit)
- playing up the gay card in the most disrespectful way possible
- farts
- their own stupidity (and why it's ok to be stupid because they're men)
- banging a bunch of chicks at once (because apparently it's not their responsibility to control their dicks, and also their responsibility to control women)
- the ridiculous world of human emotions (and why men apparently have zero)
feel free to add anything I've forgotten.