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View Poll Results: Can Men Be Funny?
Some Men Can Be Funny 1 4.17%
Some Men Aren't Very Funny 4 16.67%
Yes 7 29.17%
Probably 3 12.50%
anal beads 9 37.50%
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Old 12-28-2013, 01:54 PM   #21 (permalink)
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I always thought I was hilarious.
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Old 12-28-2013, 01:56 PM   #22 (permalink)
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dude humor:
  • farts
  • women making sandwiches
  • open and honest poop discussions
  • taking women in the ass
  • farts
  • women being "unreasonable" (when in reality we just don't tolerate your bullshit)
  • playing up the gay card in the most disrespectful way possible
  • farts
  • their own stupidity (and why it's ok to be stupid because they're men)
  • banging a bunch of chicks at once (because apparently it's not their responsibility to control their dicks, and also their responsibility to control women)
  • the ridiculous world of human emotions (and why men apparently have zero)

feel free to add anything I've forgotten.
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Old 12-28-2013, 01:56 PM   #23 (permalink)
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You forgot wet farts and farts during church and yoga.
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Old 12-28-2013, 03:31 PM   #24 (permalink)
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The funniest people are the ones who don't realise they're being funny...usually women.
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Old 12-28-2013, 03:35 PM   #25 (permalink)
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I know. Dudes rule.
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Old 12-28-2013, 03:41 PM   #26 (permalink)
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The funniest people are the ones who don't realise they're being funny...usually women.
That's interesting, do you have an example?
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Old 12-28-2013, 03:44 PM   #27 (permalink)
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The funniest people are the ones who don't realise they're being funny...usually women.
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That's interesting, do you have an example?
This is a pretty good example.
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Old 12-28-2013, 04:44 PM   #28 (permalink)
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hahaha, oh fuck.
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Old 12-28-2013, 07:07 PM   #29 (permalink)
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dude humor:
  • farts
  • women making sandwiches
  • open and honest poop discussions
  • taking women in the ass
  • farts
  • women being "unreasonable" (when in reality we just don't tolerate your bullshit)
  • playing up the gay card in the most disrespectful way possible
  • farts
  • their own stupidity (and why it's ok to be stupid because they're men)
  • banging a bunch of chicks at once (because apparently it's not their responsibility to control their dicks, and also their responsibility to control women)
  • the ridiculous world of human emotions (and why men apparently have zero)

feel free to add anything I've forgotten.
Rape, incest, paedophilia, genocide, torture; it can all be abstractionally reconstructed in a humorous way. Anything that can be taken seriously can be taken lightly. And vice versa. And why not.
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Old 12-28-2013, 08:59 PM   #30 (permalink)
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Rape, incest, paedophilia, genocide, torture; it can all be abstractionally reconstructed in a humorous way. Anything that can be taken seriously can be taken lightly. And vice versa. And why not.
  • Dudes who think that women should be honored that a dude was so desperate to stick his penis in something that he raped them.
  • 12 year olds on X-Box Live that scream about their opponents fucking their moms.
  • Pedobear/Dolan (though I've gotten some lulz from those memes)
  • The Hitler Rap (also laughed at that, I'm so sorry, I'm a terrible woman)
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