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~~Cuthbert~~ · 01-10-2014, 07:52 PM

That feeling when you need to sneeze, you're on the edge but fear you're losing the sneeze so you look at a bright light or the sun and it is enough to execute the sneeze >>>

TFW you take a hot pair of pants out of the tumble dryer and put them on >>>

TFW you eat a massive meal and your core temperature goes up, you're that full you're sweating and then you drink a cold drink, those first few sips >>>

TFW you have a cup of black coffee in the morning and you can feel the heat as it arrives in your empty stomach >>>

TFW it's summer and women wear sandals and open toed shoes and you perve on their pedicured feet & toes without getting caught >>>

TFW you're at school after first lesson and the teacher says you can all go home immediately because of a heating failure, then you get home and it's a confirmed bomb scare >>>

TFW you're bursting to drop the kids off at the pool and when you do you feel a stone lighter and ready to take on the world >>>

TFW you had a 5* shower and put clean pyjamas and new socks on >>>

There's more.

01-10-2014, 07:52 PM	#11 (permalink)
~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	That feeling when you need to sneeze, you're on the edge but fear you're losing the sneeze so you look at a bright light or the sun and it is enough to execute the sneeze >>> TFW you take a hot pair of pants out of the tumble dryer and put them on >>> TFW you eat a massive meal and your core temperature goes up, you're that full you're sweating and then you drink a cold drink, those first few sips >>> TFW you have a cup of black coffee in the morning and you can feel the heat as it arrives in your empty stomach >>> TFW it's summer and women wear sandals and open toed shoes and you perve on their pedicured feet & toes without getting caught >>> TFW you're at school after first lesson and the teacher says you can all go home immediately because of a heating failure, then you get home and it's a confirmed bomb scare >>> TFW you're bursting to drop the kids off at the pool and when you do you feel a stone lighter and ready to take on the world >>> TFW you had a 5* shower and put clean pyjamas and new socks on >>> There's more.