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Old 01-10-2014, 07:52 PM   #11 (permalink)
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That feeling when you need to sneeze, you're on the edge but fear you're losing the sneeze so you look at a bright light or the sun and it is enough to execute the sneeze >>>

TFW you take a hot pair of pants out of the tumble dryer and put them on >>>

TFW you eat a massive meal and your core temperature goes up, you're that full you're sweating and then you drink a cold drink, those first few sips >>>

TFW you have a cup of black coffee in the morning and you can feel the heat as it arrives in your empty stomach >>>

TFW it's summer and women wear sandals and open toed shoes and you perve on their pedicured feet & toes without getting caught >>>

TFW you're at school after first lesson and the teacher says you can all go home immediately because of a heating failure, then you get home and it's a confirmed bomb scare >>>

TFW you're bursting to drop the kids off at the pool and when you do you feel a stone lighter and ready to take on the world >>>

TFW you had a 5* shower and put clean pyjamas and new socks on >>>

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Old 01-10-2014, 07:57 PM   #12 (permalink)
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...the person you're arguing with realises they are wrong

Likewise, ...you realise the person you are arguing with is right
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Old 01-10-2014, 07:58 PM   #13 (permalink)
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...the person you're arguing with realises they are wrong

Likewise, ...you realise the person you are arguing with is right
Just keep on arguing until they give up.

TFW they give up
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Old 01-10-2014, 09:44 PM   #14 (permalink)
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... It's pissing rain and you have the day off work

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Old 01-10-2014, 09:53 PM   #15 (permalink)
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TFW you take a hot pair of pants out of the tumble dryer and put them on >>>
Nah, the best is when you take your underwear, like boxers or something, out of the hot dryer and put it on right away. Greatest feeling ever.
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Old 01-10-2014, 10:39 PM   #16 (permalink)
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That's what I meant mate. Pants are underwear. I know they mean trousers in the US.

The feeling of warm pants >>>
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Old 01-10-2014, 10:50 PM   #17 (permalink)
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...you jerk off and the shame of cyberin in a lesbian chat room with a fake profile fills your feels with shame and guilt


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Old 01-10-2014, 11:23 PM   #18 (permalink)
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That feeling when your manager tells you not to worry about cleaning up after cleaning up after somebody else, but you can't help but feel guilty about leaving a mess for the people the next morning, so you decide to clean it up anyway.
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Old 01-10-2014, 11:39 PM   #19 (permalink)
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- in public restroom
- one other person in another stall
- they're taking a dump
- it's an eruption of noise and stench
- accidentally laugh at their hideous farts
- try to hurry up and get out before they have a chance to see you

mfw they finish up and they're washing their hands beside me

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Old 01-11-2014, 07:33 AM   #20 (permalink)
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That's what I meant mate. Pants are underwear. I know they mean trousers in the US.

The feeling of warm pants >>>
Yeah I guess he thought you meant trousers
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