Originally Posted by Junkyard Donner

An employee asked me yesterday "do you ever get sore throats after giving head?"

Today she calls in sick with complaints of a sore throat.

I'm missing a friend's funeral right now because I had to cover my employee's shift.

I can't tell if this makes me a good boss or a bad boss.

Originally Posted by GuitarBizarre

Roxy is unable to perpetrate violence. It always somehow turns into BDSM between two consenting adults.

Originally Posted by Frownland

I just want to say your tits are lovely.

Originally Posted by grindy

Roxy is the William S. Burroughs of our time.

Originally Posted by Neapolitan

I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.