Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

I'm the complete opposite.
Except I have no ideas because I drink too much.




Anyway, today is my birthday. Figured this is the best place to post this fact.

Originally Posted by Junkyard Donner

An employee asked me yesterday "do you ever get sore throats after giving head?"

Today she calls in sick with complaints of a sore throat.

I'm missing a friend's funeral right now because I had to cover my employee's shift.

I can't tell if this makes me a good boss or a bad boss.