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Originally Posted by Frownland
^If you use olive oil instead of lotion the end product makes a very nice dressing for a post masturbation salad.
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I'm uncut so I have no need for lube. Besides, I'd have to shoplift Astroglide and I'm no thief. Seriously, anyone who can put a bottle of that stuff in front of the cashier and not die of shame is either my hero or the kind of creepy guy who masturbates in a porn theater even though he has the internet.