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Old 02-03-2014, 09:17 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Dude, today I used a sock for the first time in years. Not because I wanted to, I just ran out of tissues with a load of splooge still out and about. So I had to make one of my socks with a giant hole in it take one for the team.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 02-03-2014, 09:19 AM   #22 (permalink)
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^If you use olive oil instead of lotion the end product makes a very nice dressing for a post masturbation salad.
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Old 02-03-2014, 09:26 AM   #23 (permalink)
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^If you use olive oil instead of lotion the end product makes a very nice dressing for a post masturbation salad.
I'm uncut so I have no need for lube. Besides, I'd have to shoplift Astroglide and I'm no thief. Seriously, anyone who can put a bottle of that stuff in front of the cashier and not die of shame is either my hero or the kind of creepy guy who masturbates in a porn theater even though he has the internet.
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Tissues cause I blow my nose then re-use them for my yogurt deposits its really an eco friendly thing. I'm very responsible n frugal
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Old 02-03-2014, 12:41 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Old 02-04-2014, 08:43 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Tissues cause I blow my nose then re-use them for my yogurt deposits its really an eco friendly thing. I'm very responsible n frugal
Me too, but not vice versa.
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I found a crusty sock in the laundry this morning.
I can neither confirm nor deny this.
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Old 02-04-2014, 09:40 AM   #28 (permalink)
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I found a crusty sock in the laundry this morning.
Your's or his?
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Your's or his?
Okay, it was mine.
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Old 02-04-2014, 10:15 AM   #30 (permalink)
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Okay, it was mine.
You know if you really wanna start an interesting conversation with your girlfriend...
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