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Old 02-07-2014, 11:04 AM   #9921 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Rezdaddy Longlegs View Post
Hmm my first time was wonderful. I really dont think it is that hard. Sure finding the exact point of entry wasnt the easiest but after that sex is pretty simple. Look at the dumb mother ****ers who constantly over procreate....if they can do it so can you.

I never get when people say the first time was so awkward and terrible, if that is the case you probably were not prepared mentally or physically.
Or you were sober.
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