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Old 02-07-2014, 11:04 AM   #9921 (permalink)
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Hmm my first time was wonderful. I really dont think it is that hard. Sure finding the exact point of entry wasnt the easiest but after that sex is pretty simple. Look at the dumb mother ****ers who constantly over procreate....if they can do it so can you.

I never get when people say the first time was so awkward and terrible, if that is the case you probably were not prepared mentally or physically.
Or you were sober.
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Old 02-07-2014, 11:07 AM   #9922 (permalink)
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What's so bad about virgins? It was exactly this that worried me before I lost my virginity. I'd love to sleep with a virgin tbh. Blank canvas and all that.
Yeah, I was worried about that negative stigma as well! Especially as a "late bloomer", I was certain that if I told a guy I was a virgin he would bolt for the door and never contact me again, or wonder why I waited so long. Being a virgin is not bad and neither is sleeping with one. I guess some guys think differently. On the other hand, somebody could be super experienced and have had lots of partners, but it doesn't mean they are great at sex.

Also, I think a lot of people think that virgins are completely out of touch with their sexuality, so therefore they don't know what feels good to them in bed.
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Old 02-07-2014, 11:15 AM   #9923 (permalink)
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Hmm my first time was wonderful. I really dont think it is that hard. Sure finding the exact point of entry wasnt the easiest but after that sex is pretty simple. Look at the dumb mother ****ers who constantly over procreate....if they can do it so can you.

I never get when people say the first time was so awkward and terrible, if that is the case you probably were not prepared mentally or physically.
This, I thoroughly enjoyed sex my first time although I didn't *** but I obviously expected that.

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Virgin sex isn't that bad just be patient with them and teach them a few things in he process especially when it comes to giving blowjobs. Show them what you like and it isn't that bad they are usually eager to please because they don't want to mess up.
This also, I never used to give blowjobs but my boyfriend would ask now and then for one and I was just honest and told him I'd never gave one, that I was nervous incase I hurt him. I don't give them all the time as I'm still not the biggest fan but if he asks I will oblige.

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Yeah, I was worried about that negative stigma as well! Especially as a "late bloomer", I was certain that if I told a guy I was a virgin he would bolt for the door and never contact me again, or wonder why I waited so long. Being a virgin is not bad and neither is sleeping with one. I guess some guys think differently. On the other hand, somebody could be super experienced and have had lots of partners, but it doesn't mean they are great at sex.

Also, I think a lot of people think that virgins are completely out of touch with their sexuality, so therefore they don't know what feels good to them in bed.
Agreed.


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Old 02-07-2014, 01:09 PM   #9924 (permalink)
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Virgin sex isn't that bad just be patient with them and teach them a few things in he process especially when it comes to giving blowjobs. Show them what you like and it isn't that bad they are usually eager to please because they don't want to mess up.
Yeah, exactly, it's all about teaching pretty much. As long as they are willing to learn, of course.
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Old 02-07-2014, 01:14 PM   #9925 (permalink)
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Never boned a virgin not sure I wanna. I'm very into chokin tho and its more excitin to be someone's first at anythin sexual ans since chokin seems more popular I assume girls have done that before
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Yeah, exactly, it's all about teaching pretty much. As long as they are willing to learn, of course.
No thanks. Plus the bloody sheets is a deal breaker. Plus the blowjob would involve teeth and I ain't down to stuff my man meat in a slicer and dicer. The only pro vs con would be going down on them. Would certainly be tasty.
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Old 02-07-2014, 01:37 PM   #9927 (permalink)
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I've never taken anyone's virginity but I've lost mine several times.
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Old 02-07-2014, 01:58 PM   #9928 (permalink)
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they dont know what they're doing, usually timid and dead fish like. unless they are really really into you or suddenly become slutty, the older a virgin is the more likely they are to be really really ****ty at sex the first go around imo. too much anxiety about finally losing it to enjoy the actual losing it.
nailed it.
Add to this the blood and tears. It's not the greatest experience.
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Old 02-07-2014, 03:03 PM   #9929 (permalink)
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No thanks. Plus the bloody sheets is a deal breaker. Plus the blowjob would involve teeth and I ain't down to stuff my man meat in a slicer and dicer. The only pro vs con would be going down on them. Would certainly be tasty.
I already banned getting blowjobs for a few years because of all the teeth action and being thrown up on. I have had some terrible blowjobs but I am back to being okay with them and I am willing to teach. There isn't teeth action if you friggin teach them properly. No damn patience.

Also you can buy new sheets who cares!?
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Old 02-07-2014, 03:43 PM   #9930 (permalink)
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This almost sounds like when you're applying for your first job. They won't hire you with no experience and you can't get experience without a job. Catch-22.
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