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Old 02-07-2014, 02:03 PM   #9929 (permalink)
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No thanks. Plus the bloody sheets is a deal breaker. Plus the blowjob would involve teeth and I ain't down to stuff my man meat in a slicer and dicer. The only pro vs con would be going down on them. Would certainly be tasty.
I already banned getting blowjobs for a few years because of all the teeth action and being thrown up on. I have had some terrible blowjobs but I am back to being okay with them and I am willing to teach. There isn't teeth action if you friggin teach them properly. No damn patience.

Also you can buy new sheets who cares!?
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