What's silver and red and runs into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes
Whats worse than a live baby burried under a pile of dead babies?
The live one eating its way out.
What's worse than that?
Going back for the teddy.
(I mean this one in no offence to anyone)
What is the worse thing about being a black jew?
Having to sit in the back of the oven.
That's all I have...for now.
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Can I have a youtube video for a sig? There's a thing that says "Wrap [YOUTUBE] tags around selected text"
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