I'd put a call in to Stevie Ray Vaughan and tell him to go by car, the helicopter is out of service...
Also, I'd go to the hospital, abduct Mr and Mrs Cowell's newborn baby and put him in a bag, weigh it down with rocks and hurl it into the nearest river. Sorry Simon: It's a no from me!
Note: Trollheart does not advocate nor condone throwing babies in the river.
Unless they're Simon Cowell.