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Old 03-15-2014, 02:16 PM   #21 (permalink)
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I'd go back to 1979 or whatever it was and convince U2 that I deserve 1% of their record sales
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Old 03-15-2014, 02:19 PM   #22 (permalink)
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I'd tell my dad to use this time machine, and to go back to 1987 when he was friends with Kurt Cobain and tell him to get his autograph.
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Old 03-15-2014, 02:21 PM   #23 (permalink)
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I'd tell my dad to use this time machine, and to go back to 1987 when he was friends with Kurt Cobain and tell him to get his autograph.
Your dad knew Cobain? That's hella rad
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Old 03-15-2014, 04:29 PM   #24 (permalink)
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I'd go back to 1979 or whatever it was and convince U2 that I deserve 1% of their record sales
Now why didn't I think of that?
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Old 03-15-2014, 05:26 PM   #25 (permalink)
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But then all of the biggest names in music, from Paul McCartney to Mozart, will have no one to take influence from.
I remember that Nickelback troll we had last year lol.
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Old 03-15-2014, 06:24 PM   #26 (permalink)
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I'd put a call in to Stevie Ray Vaughan and tell him to go by car, the helicopter is out of service...

Also, I'd go to the hospital, abduct Mr and Mrs Cowell's newborn baby and put him in a bag, weigh it down with rocks and hurl it into the nearest river. Sorry Simon: It's a no from me!

Note: Trollheart does not advocate nor condone throwing babies in the river.
Unless they're Simon Cowell.
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Old 03-15-2014, 06:56 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Hide John Bonham's liquor. And lock him in a room. Wonder if it would actually do any good though. Somewhere down the road... ya know...
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Old 03-15-2014, 09:29 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Another route would be to make Pet Sounds as big a blockbuster as Sgt. Pepper's was. He might not need convincing, then.
Dude if you did that though, you would be stealing a very pertinent piece of rock n roll folk lore. (Albeit it may have been ture, but don't rob them of a great story.)
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You can go back in time and stop one band from making a huge mistake.

Who, what, and why? Go!
I would go back in time and stop KISS from forming. I think them forming as a band was the biggest mistake they ever made.
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