toosik

I once knew a girl who got hyper drunk,
Off a few gin and tonics and a night on skunk,
She got sick spewing up bear rice and gunk,
I never seen nothing in my life that stunk ,
Like that did, that kid reacted,
Thought if anything made you act like that then crack did.
I retracted , and tried to remain placid,
But the puke on the sofa was burning through like acid.
The stain was massive, but just another trend,
Cos when i cleaned it up she got sick on the other end,
It was a rubber blend, of scrambled egg and crumbled dreg,
She stumbled red, yeah down to go to sleep,
We all thought sweet, cos now she can't do a repeat,
Of the feat that she did on my three piece suite.
But who knew the worst was yet to come,
yeah pissy pants, so perversed and yet so fun.
Ooh yeah, you were the first to get so gunned,
Pissy pants pissy pants what are they feeding you,
Its true the only thing you didn't do was poo,
And the only one who didn't screw was you.
But don't get stressed girl just do what you do
But next time use the loo when you piss or go to puke