Not really a "joke" but my dad used to say this a lot when I was growing up -
"Here I sit, brokenhearted,
tried to s
hit, but only farted"
It wasn't until my early 20s that I realized that this silly thing must have originated from this adorable song by these lovely young ladies ....
God
damn it, dad.
He also used to use this slightly racist zinger to describe his bowel movements:
Classic dad joke:
"How many people are dead in the graveyard?"