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Old 04-02-2014, 12:27 PM   #64 (permalink)
ladyislingering
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Not really a "joke" but my dad used to say this a lot when I was growing up -

"Here I sit, brokenhearted,
tried to shit, but only farted"

It wasn't until my early 20s that I realized that this silly thing must have originated from this adorable song by these lovely young ladies ....

Spoiler for The Ronettes - "Here I Sit":


God damn it, dad.

He also used to use this slightly racist zinger to describe his bowel movements:

Spoiler for don't say I didn't warn you:
"Black is beautiful. I just shit a masterpiece!"


Classic dad joke:

"How many people are dead in the graveyard?"

Spoiler for how many? hurr hurr hurr:
All of them.
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