|
Register | Blogging | Search | Today's Posts | Mark Forums Read |
|
Thread Tools | Display Modes |
04-01-2014, 06:05 PM | #61 (permalink) | |
Born to be mild
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: 404 Not Found
Posts: 26,992
|
Quote:
__________________
Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018 |
|
04-02-2014, 01:08 PM | #63 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
Posts: 48,199
|
Maybe she forgot the mayo.
__________________
Quote:
|
|
04-02-2014, 01:27 PM | #64 (permalink) |
Maelian
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Seattle
Posts: 695
|
Not really a "joke" but my dad used to say this a lot when I was growing up -
"Here I sit, brokenhearted, tried to shit, but only farted" It wasn't until my early 20s that I realized that this silly thing must have originated from this adorable song by these lovely young ladies .... Spoiler for The Ronettes - "Here I Sit":
God damn it, dad. He also used to use this slightly racist zinger to describe his bowel movements: Spoiler for don't say I didn't warn you:
Classic dad joke: "How many people are dead in the graveyard?" Spoiler for how many? hurr hurr hurr:
__________________
You and I,
We were born to die. |
04-02-2014, 06:26 PM | #65 (permalink) |
Born to be mild
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: 404 Not Found
Posts: 26,992
|
Yeah I have a better cemetery joke:
Breaking news: A single-seater plane has just crashlanded in a graveyard. Police have so far recovered 844 bodies....
__________________
Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018 |
04-03-2014, 10:33 AM | #68 (permalink) | |
A.B.N.
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: NY baby
Posts: 11,451
|
Then it wouldn't be a dad joke like you said earlier you don't associate dick jokes with dad jokes.
__________________
Fame, fortune, power, titties. People say these are the most crucial things in life, but you can have a pocket full o' gold and it doesn't mean sh*t if you don't have someone to share that gold with. Seems simple. Yet it's an important lesson to learn. Even lone wolves run in packs sometimes. Quote:
|
|
Thread Tools | |
Display Modes | |
|