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Old 04-03-2014, 10:58 AM   #72 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Trollheart View Post
Why did the chicken NOT cross the road?

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Because it was his day off!
I've been stone faced for the majority of this thread. So why the **** did this make me chuckle?
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Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien
There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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