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Old 04-06-2014, 11:27 AM   #46 (permalink)
RoxyRollah
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Yeah but you want my girl to help you out so ... you know ... three's company?

Ahh I see...


Well good lord here goes nothing.

In the event that, something unforeseen happens to Mojo, shall we say skiing accident, while playing football (Ala Sonny Bono), and I am suddenly a sock-less widow, then Trollheart,................ You would still not be my first go to. Damn!

It's not that I don't love you, because I do, but I really feel like I might pick up the phone and call you and cry like you were my dad if Mojo did die in a skiing accident. I feel like I should come to your house for Sunday dinner, and program your vcr for you. I am sorry doll. I think it was the tag line "The Ultimate Dad Joke" That drove the nail in your coffin. I am sorry. I am a fabulous cook though so you'll at least eat good outta this deal.
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Roxy is unable to perpetrate violence. It always somehow turns into BDSM between two consenting adults.
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I just want to say your tits are lovely.
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Roxy is the William S. Burroughs of our time.
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I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.
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