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Old 04-06-2014, 10:52 AM   #41 (permalink)
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Told you Roxy, this piece of shit thread needs to burn in a fire.

It does the same thing that similar threads of its type does.

Makes people feel bad when they don't get mentioned and essentially just turns into a popularity contest blowjob fest
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Old 04-06-2014, 10:55 AM   #42 (permalink)
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Old 04-06-2014, 11:01 AM   #43 (permalink)
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He can't because no one is handing out blow jobs....The Music Banter Blowjob Thread isn't up and operational yet.
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Old 04-06-2014, 11:11 AM   #44 (permalink)
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I dunno why he is hurt! He's a one woman kinda man, by his own admission.

Plus, none of this will happen until Goofle goes tits up.
Yeah but you want my girl to help you out so ... you know ... three's company?
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Told you Roxy, this piece of shit thread needs to burn in a fire.

It does the same thing that similar threads of its type does.

Makes people feel bad when they don't get mentioned and essentially just turns into a popularity contest blowjob fest
Stop it DJ. It should be obvious I'm joking. Did you not read the opening line?

And I'll thank you not to call my thread a POS. You don't like it, fine, don't come in here.
Why is it that some people who disagree with a thread always want it shut down? Your opinion is not the only one so kindly leave the rest of us to our fun and go do whatever floats your own particular boat. Nobody's making you come here.
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Old 04-06-2014, 11:27 AM   #46 (permalink)
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Yeah but you want my girl to help you out so ... you know ... three's company?

Ahh I see...


Well good lord here goes nothing.

In the event that, something unforeseen happens to Mojo, shall we say skiing accident, while playing football (Ala Sonny Bono), and I am suddenly a sock-less widow, then Trollheart,................ You would still not be my first go to. Damn!

It's not that I don't love you, because I do, but I really feel like I might pick up the phone and call you and cry like you were my dad if Mojo did die in a skiing accident. I feel like I should come to your house for Sunday dinner, and program your vcr for you. I am sorry doll. I think it was the tag line "The Ultimate Dad Joke" That drove the nail in your coffin. I am sorry. I am a fabulous cook though so you'll at least eat good outta this deal.
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Stop it DJ. It should be obvious I'm joking. Did you not read the opening line?
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Makes people feel bad when they don't get mentioned and essentially just turns into a popularity contest blowjob fest
Deej is on the money.

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Told you Roxy, this piece of shit thread needs to burn in a fire.

It does the same thing that similar threads of its type does.

Makes people feel bad when they don't get mentioned and essentially just turns into a popularity contest blowjob fest


Since i don't have a match in this place, F*CK YA'LL!

Take your friendship dating game to Skype or something, it hurts my feelings.
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