Where do i start.
- Bathrooms always reek of pee
- Taking punches from other guys
- No make up to look pretty, if you're ugly you're stuck that way
- Can't flirt your way out of a parking ticket
- No wonder cup to enhance our testicles
- Can't have a ****ty car without everybody making fun of it
- Unlike women, men cannot be fat and sexy
- If you have no kids but like children you're automatically a pedo
- you have to defend your lady's honor or else she'll call you a little bitch
- you have to defend your children's honor or your wife will call you a little bitch
- You can't hit your wife even if she calls you a little bitch.
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