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Old 04-06-2014, 10:58 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Stuff that sucks about being the gender you identify as

What sucks about being a man/woman/insert your preferred gender pronoun here?

I'll start:

Stuff that sucks about being a woman:
  • Transparent shirts
  • Expensive shoes that are cheaply made
  • Being sexually harassed and then having other people tell you to "learn to take a compliment"
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Old 04-06-2014, 11:20 PM   #2 (permalink)
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As a man,
  • I have absolutely no idea how to relate to what a woman is feeling.
  • Also, my sex drive is so ****ing (lol no pun intended) irritating and legitimately distracting sometimes. All it takes is a thought when I'm alone, and that's it. Say goodbye to doing work for the next 3 minutes to a half hour.

Sorry to be overly basic here, but those are easily my biggest complaints.
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Old 04-06-2014, 11:49 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Where do i start.

- Bathrooms always reek of pee
- Taking punches from other guys
- No make up to look pretty, if you're ugly you're stuck that way
- Can't flirt your way out of a parking ticket
- No wonder cup to enhance our testicles
- Can't have a ****ty car without everybody making fun of it
- Unlike women, men cannot be fat and sexy
- If you have no kids but like children you're automatically a pedo
- you have to defend your lady's honor or else she'll call you a little bitch
- you have to defend your children's honor or your wife will call you a little bitch
- You can't hit your wife even if she calls you a little bitch.
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Old 04-07-2014, 01:41 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Going bald.

Threat of violence/violence for no reason whatsoever.

Having to 'man up' when you don't want to.

Maintaining a good physique is harder than for a woman.

There is more but I'll need to have a think.
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Old 04-07-2014, 02:23 AM   #5 (permalink)
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- Being told to "man up" or any other pejorative statement that demeans me for acting different than the norm.

- Shame for expressing feminine traits or wearing feminine clothing.

- Facial hair.

- Having hair that refuses to stay straight when I try to grow it long.

- Ridicule for showing emotions.

- Being a virgin is a lot harder. Women can generally escape virgin shaming because they generally aren't expected to be risk taker in dating, but if you're a man, expect to be **** on for something as simple as not having sex.
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Old 04-07-2014, 02:38 AM   #6 (permalink)
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- Ridicule for showing emotions.
You worded it better than I did. Yeah this.

Facial hair is a good one. Patchy growth ffs .
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Old 04-07-2014, 02:39 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Where do i start.

- Bathrooms always reek of pee
The women's ones are meant to be worse, one of my friends was telling me what goes on in there.
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Old 04-07-2014, 03:14 AM   #8 (permalink)
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The women's ones are meant to be worse, one of my friends was telling me what goes on in there.
Working as a part time janitor at McDonald's confirms this. I always expected men's restrooms to be dirtier by default, but every time I go to clean them, the women's room is always somehow messier. I can't figure out why.
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Old 04-07-2014, 05:05 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Working as a part time janitor at McDonald's confirms this. I always expected men's restrooms to be dirtier by default, but every time I go to clean them, the women's room is always somehow messier. I can't figure out why.
Few men live to see hell and tell about it...
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Old 04-07-2014, 05:13 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Sitting on a nut sucks a big one.

I also heard a story about a dude who had his leg dislocated from the hip, but when they popped it back in they hadn't realised that one of his nards had slipped into the socket and they crushed it.

The guy who told it to me read it on the internet, so it's definitely true.
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