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Old 04-27-2014, 09:41 PM   #5 (permalink)
Frownland
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She has herpes.




I wish I had a flying unicorn that pissed alcohol.
You were caught drinking the unicorn's urine straight from the faucet and now you're wanted on beastiality charges.

I wish my hairline wasn't receding.
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