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Old 04-27-2014, 09:35 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Corrupt A Wish

Okay, the rules are simple. You have to make a wish, and the person below you has to grant it, but it has a catch. Then that person makes a wish. Example:

Person 1- I wish I had a million dollars.
Person 2- Granted, but it's stolen from a bank, and you're wanted.
Person 2 Again- I wish I was good looking.

And so on and so forth. Anyways, to start the game, here's my wish:

I wish Emma Watson was my girlfriend.
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Old 04-27-2014, 09:39 PM   #2 (permalink)
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She has herpes.




I wish I had a flying unicorn that pissed alcohol.
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Old 04-27-2014, 09:40 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Granted, but she's polygamous and expects you to sleep with her other boyfriend on the regular.

I wish I could speak every language known to mankind.
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Old 04-27-2014, 09:41 PM   #4 (permalink)
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@WhateverDude Granted, but the alcohol is extremely watered down.

@ hate paper doll Granted, but no one understands you.

I wish classic games weren't so expensive.
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She has herpes.




I wish I had a flying unicorn that pissed alcohol.
You were caught drinking the unicorn's urine straight from the faucet and now you're wanted on beastiality charges.

I wish my hairline wasn't receding.
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Old 04-27-2014, 09:42 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Granted, but she's polygamous and expects you to sleep with her other boyfriend on the regular.

I wish I could speak every language known to mankind.
Meh, wouldn't be the first time. Not that I can remember.
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Old 04-27-2014, 09:43 PM   #7 (permalink)
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@Frownland Granted, but you grow extra ass hair as well.

I wish classic games weren't so expensive.
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Old 04-27-2014, 09:48 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I wish classic games weren't so expensive.

You can buy them for a dollar, but they're one per customer and only games approved by the cashier.

I wish I had a replicator.

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Old 04-27-2014, 09:58 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Granted, but it can only make poop.

I wish my website had more views.
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Granted, but it can only make poop.

I wish my website had more views.

That was a good one!

Your website's views are through the roof, thanks to the psycho girl stalking you and carving your name into her arm.


I wish I had a neverending supply of weed.
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