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Old 05-03-2014, 04:07 AM   #522 (permalink)
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A salesman returns home after spending a couple of weeks on the road and excitedly says to his wife, "I made four thousand dollars in the past two weeks, selling 100 mattresses and 1000 pairs of panties!"
His wife looks at him, unimpressed, and says "that's nothing, I made twice as much money in the past two weeks with one mattress and no panties."
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A middle class job sounds like a boring menu option at a brothel

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