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Old 05-02-2014, 11:01 AM   #521 (permalink)
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I wish it didn't have the dumb gif in it, but I still lol'd.


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A salesman returns home after spending a couple of weeks on the road and excitedly says to his wife, "I made four thousand dollars in the past two weeks, selling 100 mattresses and 1000 pairs of panties!"
His wife looks at him, unimpressed, and says "that's nothing, I made twice as much money in the past two weeks with one mattress and no panties."
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What's better than having sex with a twenty two year old?

Having sex with twenty two year olds
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Dikc masterson owns female lmao




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Old 05-12-2014, 03:06 PM   #525 (permalink)
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This is the most offensive joke i've ever heard, and it comes from a Brit, Jimmy car



it comes from a show called 'The green room with Paul Provenza' which is a bunch of comedians talking about comedy, it's a good show.
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This is the most offensive joke i've ever heard, and it comes from a Brit, Jimmy car



it comes from a show called 'The green room with Paul Provenza' which is a bunch of comedians talking about comedy, it's a good show.
I'm totally gay for that joke.
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I'm totally gay for that joke.


That joke is a work of art ffs . Jimmy Carr is a funny fucker.
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What was Princess Diana's favourite brand of ice-cream?

Walls.
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Old 06-28-2014, 08:22 AM   #530 (permalink)
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what do you call a black man flying an airplane?
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a pilot.

why did the jew go to the grocery store?
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he was out of milk.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
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the holocaust.

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