germophobe logic: "I'll just use a seatcover to protect my disgusting ass from this disgusting toilet seat, then somehow get piss all over the toilet seat and leave it for the next person because GERMS ARE GROSS EW"
Some idiot PISSED ALL OVER THE SEAT in the ladies' room today.
GODDAMN FUCKING TWICE.
WHAT THE FUCK.
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