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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
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Old 05-17-2014, 12:46 PM   #15441 (permalink)
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^ grazy? I wouldn't have mentioned it, but it was twice...
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Old 05-17-2014, 12:51 PM   #15442 (permalink)
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oh probably my auto-correct system is ****ed up. and I have dyslexia anyway. Not bad but appears when I spell these foreign language words. So I trust that they are corrected by that phone. Seems like now they were not.. crazy. crazy. ****ing crazy and not grazy. But g looks just like c.
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Old 05-17-2014, 12:53 PM   #15443 (permalink)
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^ grazy? I wouldn't have mentioned it, but it was twice...
On purpose me thinks..

Or maybe the flu has replaced his C's with G's

Sounds gracy but it gould be true.
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Old 05-17-2014, 12:56 PM   #15444 (permalink)
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I mihgt suffer form dyslexia or manic depressive hpases but I usuly do not write worng with purpose.
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Old 05-17-2014, 01:12 PM   #15445 (permalink)
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Old 05-17-2014, 01:20 PM   #15446 (permalink)
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that actually reminds me a lot of that language which Robert Burn used. Shall we all kneel and pray because a great has been reborn and reincarnated as someone called Paul.
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Old 05-18-2014, 06:54 PM   #15447 (permalink)
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germophobe logic: "I'll just use a seatcover to protect my disgusting ass from this disgusting toilet seat, then somehow get piss all over the toilet seat and leave it for the next person because GERMS ARE GROSS EW"

Some idiot PISSED ALL OVER THE SEAT in the ladies' room today.

GODDAMN FUCKING TWICE.

WHAT THE FUCK.
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Old 05-18-2014, 06:57 PM   #15448 (permalink)
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germophobe logic: "I'll just use a seatcover to protect my disgusting ass from this disgusting toilet seat, then somehow get piss all over the toilet seat and leave it for the next person because GERMS ARE GROSS EW"

Some idiot PISSED ALL OVER THE SEAT in the ladies' room today.

GODDAMN FUCKING TWICE.

WHAT THE FUCK.
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Old 05-18-2014, 07:08 PM   #15449 (permalink)
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If you find out who she is you should cough on her.
the worst part is, the first time I encountered the piss, I had no choice but to clean it up because the only other stall was occupied by a manatee of a woman who was huffing and grunting in the midst of some sort of monstrous bowel event.

and I had to piss so badly, it was ridiculous.

then like 2 hours later (when I finally had a minute to myself, I figured I may as well take a trip to the ladies' room) there was piss all over the same seat in the same stall and I just....

I truly feel that some people should not be allowed in public.
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Old 05-18-2014, 08:58 PM   #15450 (permalink)
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Public bathrooms are always terrible. I think its a deviance and power thing with ppl when they piss all over stuff. I'm serious
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