Originally Posted by hate paper doll

I already posted this in another thread but ehhh.

My friend got pulled over on our way home from the bar the other night and when the cop asked her "do you know why I pulled you over?" my intoxicated ass pipes up and says "because you're a fu cking ass hole?". How I was able to get out of that one will forever by a mystery to me but holy sh!t am I an idiot.