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Old 05-20-2014, 01:26 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Be drunk or make fun of drunks.

So drunk. Drank a bunch of Saint Brendan's stright, now drinking 151 with shasta cola. Too drunk to even correct that typo on 'straight'. Blow me, dictionary.

SHASTAAAA!

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Old 05-20-2014, 01:33 AM   #2 (permalink)
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^ It's just Mt. Shasta *shrug*
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I already posted this in another thread but ehhh.

My friend got pulled over on our way home from the bar the other night and when the cop asked her "do you know why I pulled you over?" my intoxicated ass pipes up and says "because you're a fu cking ass hole?". How I was able to get out of that one will forever by a mystery to me but holy sh!t am I an idiot.
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I already posted this in another thread but ehhh.

My friend got pulled over on our way home from the bar the other night and when the cop asked her "do you know why I pulled you over?" my intoxicated ass pipes up and says "because you're a fu cking ass hole?". How I was able to get out of that one will forever by a mystery to me but holy sh!t am I an idiot.
Haha that is insane.

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I ****ing drunk texted my mom the last time I got drunk on hard liquor, never again
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When I get drunk I beat my mom.

You should do that. Learn her how to treat a lady.
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