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Originally Posted by The Batlord
Granted. It went off without a hitch. Too bad you overslept and missed it.
I wish I was buds with Satan so I could do whatever I wanted but never have to worry about getting tortured in Hell. We'd just drink forties and throw our bottles at Hitler.
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Granted, but Hitler is a born-again Christian and tries his best to act like Jesus. After having thrown so many bottles on him that he's paralyzed forevermore, you realize that he's been a pretty nice guy for the last hundred years. Your conscience torments you, and you try to commit suicide several times, but you can't die, as you're already in hell.
I wish I was rich, happy, healthy, and not obnoxious, all at once.