a little freestyle
im mc toosik yeah im a bar spitter,
some call me the scar splitter, cos im a fuc.king hard hitter,
and im better than you mate cos really you're far sh.itter.
but i can laugh wit ya,
cos you rhyme like marky marks sister.
you think you a prince cinderella but I've seen your glass slipper,
you fuc.king arse licker, nobody spits them bars sicker,
in fact just reading this s.hit beats your heart quicker.
you used to sip a half of bitter,
now you just hit the hard liquor,
these days you get banned from bars quicker,
than Gary glitter with a nipper or a really large stripper.
im not sayin im Jesus but mate this is your last dinner,
im cold like harsh winter,
and im told a fast thinker,
in fact im a whole new class of ginger,
you did one day in jail now you hold your arse sphincter.
now we're talking, you've seen more rings than ricky hatton,
and it still excites you, your dick leaves a sticky pattern,
you said it was a girl but really? did that strictly happen?
and i heard your dicks so small its like trying to split the atom. jeez
he's hard to understand like he spits in Japanese,
that's some shi.tty rapping geez, just quit the chatting please,
and go back to your day job and stick to stacking peas.
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