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Old 06-04-2014, 04:10 PM   #10293 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Sansa Stark View Post
LMAO dudes who are grossed out queefs are weird as hell, I think they're hilarious like once with one of my exes I was overly wet and I could not stop queefing while he ****ed me and I just laughed and I could not stop laughing and he looked sooo pissed lmao like he was so determined to block it out and resented me for that so I just laughed harder and pushed his stupid ass off me

like I can't deal with anyone who doesn't think sex is funny as ****
If I was a dude I'd take it as a compliment, it only really happens if I've had good sex (in which it is completely your own fault for putting air inside my vagina).

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Originally Posted by The Batlord View Post
Wait, so "fanny" means "vagina" in... English? Cause over here in America a fanny is an ass, so at first I was like, "... Aren't all farts fanny farts?"
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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. View Post
I was confused also. I guess I could see where a stinky fart might kill the mood somewhat. I'd just wait out the fallout and then open it back up for business.
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Originally Posted by Psy-Fi View Post
"England and America are two countries separated by a common language."
- George Bernard Shaw
It's only a fanny in Scotland. No idea what the English call it.

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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. View Post
**** gets real serious when I get penetrated. No giggling whatsoever. It really comes down to how she feels about your feelings on the subject. If she trust you enough to let you in the pearly gates, then certainly she would understand if you want things a certain way. People are people.
Hahaha Fred. I miss you
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Originally Posted by butthead aka 216 View Post
i havent i refuse to in fact. it triggers my ptsd from yrs ago when i thought my ex's anal beads were those edible candy necklaces
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Originally Posted by Dr. Rez View Post
Keep it in your pants scottie.
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