The Sexual Experience Thread

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Thanks Fred. You're a noble man.
I was enjoying sex with the fanny fart girl. But without wanting to sound like a penis, I believe I can do a lot better.
The positive is that when I return to Uni there's a whole new crop of freshers to choose from.
Being a student representative and a trusted freshers 'helper' gives me the first dibs. But, until then it's back to sneaking off for a tug whenever the coast is clear.

[FRED HALE SR.]

Originally Posted by Mankycaaant

Thanks Fred. You're a noble man.
I was enjoying sex with the fanny fart girl. But without wanting to sound like a penis, I believe I can do a lot better.
The positive is that when I return to Uni there's a whole new crop of freshers to choose from.
Being a student representative and a trusted freshers 'helper' gives me the first dibs. But, until then it's back to sneaking off for a tug whenever the coast is clear.

I know who i'll be living vicariously through this summer. LOL

[FETCHER.]

Originally Posted by Sansa Stark

LMAO dudes who are grossed out queefs are weird as hell, I think they're hilarious like once with one of my exes I was overly wet and I could not stop queefing while he ****ed me and I just laughed and I could not stop laughing and he looked sooo pissed lmao like he was so determined to block it out and resented me for that so I just laughed harder and pushed his stupid ass off me

like I can't deal with anyone who doesn't think sex is funny as ****

If I was a dude I'd take it as a compliment, it only really happens if I've had good sex (in which it is completely your own fault for putting air inside my vagina).

Originally Posted by The Batlord

Wait, so "fanny" means "vagina" in... English? Cause over here in America a fanny is an ass, so at first I was like, "... Aren't all farts fanny farts?"

Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR.

I was confused also. I guess I could see where a stinky fart might kill the mood somewhat. I'd just wait out the fallout and then open it back up for business.

Originally Posted by Psy-Fi

"England and America are two countries separated by a common language."
- George Bernard Shaw

It's only a fanny in Scotland. No idea what the English call it.

Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR.

**** gets real serious when I get penetrated. No giggling whatsoever. It really comes down to how she feels about your feelings on the subject. If she trust you enough to let you in the pearly gates, then certainly she would understand if you want things a certain way. People are people.

Hahaha Fred. I miss you

[Scarlett O'Hara]

We call it fanny too.

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR.

I see where you're coming from. You want them to be passionate about whats going on and not take it lightly. Good thing is you're single so you can find the perfect fit for your sex life. Aggressive girls are pretty awesome, heres to the hunt Manky.

*snort*

[Carpe Mortem]

I think anyone who limits their scope of sexual behavior exclusively to one genre of pleasure is likely to quickly find themselves experiencing none.

Sometimes we're vicious and rapey as ****. Sometimes sweet and slow and passionate. And sometimes it started off as a tickle fight. My man and I are multifaceted people, and so too must our sex life be.

[Mojo]

Originally Posted by Vanilla

We call it fanny too.

And in England too. Kay just doesn't know which words are Scottish and which are British.

[WWWP]

Holy **** simultaneous orgasms.

Seriously. I went years thinking I had a good sex life. Boy was I wrong.

[Musicwhore A-Z]

Originally Posted by Rezdaddy Longlegs

But something is being shoved into your ass....

...Absolute classic! Good one 'RL'! I was in pieces when I read that!

[Kid Flip]

Well one time in a McDonalds ball pit.. Aha JK