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Old 06-08-2014, 12:55 AM   #27987 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by ladyislingering View Post
Let me get this straight.

Your mom gives you this fancy new gift and your chief concern is using it for porn?

Classic Batlord. Would not have expected anything different.
I don't think you understand. I have been without internet porn for the better part of a decade. I've been subsisting off a few dirty magazines that I've been able to get my hands on, but other than that I've had to do with my imagination. I don't care what LeVar Burton told you, imagination sucks. There was the porn store for a while, but then I lost a movie and have been avoiding that place ever since (hehe, I stiffed the porn store). I think even God would give me a pass on this one.

Now if you don't mind, I'm about to descend into the bowels of a two week long porn binge.
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